How many poultry breeders does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Patrick]

OEGB breeders: There is only one kind of lightbulb. Nothing else matters.

Leghorn breeders: Sure, we'll change it, but it will only light for about a month. And we'll need a double fixture.

Goose breeders: The bigger the bulb, the better. Doesn't matter if it's only a night light.

Call breeders: How many colors of lightbulbs can we use?

Duck breeders: Our lightbulbs are just normal. We'll change it.

Big show organizers: Our lightbulb is bigger than your lightbulb.

Southern breeders: Lightbulbs cost money. Can't we use a candle?

Northern breeders: That's a fire hazard. Stop talking to me.

ALBC: All lightbulbs are rare. There is only one store which sells them. At least that's what we think, because it's the only store that we checked.

Plymouth Rock breeders: What the Duck breeders said.

Turkey breeders: It's a lot of work to change a lightbulb, but it has it's rewards. Some of us will use dirty, run down lightbulbs.

BYC: OMG!!! i wuv my widdle wightbulb her name is miss fluffi but. u don't need to scru it in, just sprinkle it with DE and it wil lite by isself. YIPEEE!!!!

Silkie breeders: We'll change the lightbulb, but we'll have to make sure that you see us wash it first.

Showgirl breeders: Everyone hates our lightbulbs.

Modern breeders: We'll change florescent lightbulbs only.

[Angela]

That's hysterical!!!

By the way, I'm a duck breeder with tendencies toward BYC

[Oregon Swedes]

Too funny.

You can bet your light bulb that bigger is better with those geese.

[Patrick]

Everything except Chinas.

[Evy]

Patrick's having a slow day at the clinic! LOL

[Altair]

Thanks for the laugh!

[Patrick]

Patrick's having a slow day at the clinic! LOL

No, they let me out early for good behavior, believe it or not! The fools!! Muuwahhhaaa!

[Mary]

LOL, the china's will play with it until it breaks.