How many poultry breeders does it take to change a lightbulb?
OEGB breeders: There is only one kind of lightbulb. Nothing else matters.
Leghorn breeders: Sure, we'll change it, but it will only light for about a month. And we'll need a double fixture.
Goose breeders: The bigger the bulb, the better. Doesn't matter if it's only a night light.
Call breeders: How many colors of lightbulbs can we use?
Duck breeders: Our lightbulbs are just normal. We'll change it.
Big show organizers: Our lightbulb is bigger than your lightbulb.
Southern breeders: Lightbulbs cost money. Can't we use a candle?
Northern breeders: That's a fire hazard. Stop talking to me.
ALBC: All lightbulbs are rare. There is only one store which sells them. At least that's what we think, because it's the only store that we checked.
Plymouth Rock breeders: What the Duck breeders said.
Turkey breeders: It's a lot of work to change a lightbulb, but it has it's rewards. Some of us will use dirty, run down lightbulbs.
BYC: OMG!!! i wuv my widdle wightbulb her name is miss fluffi but. u don't need to scru it in, just sprinkle it with DE and it wil lite by isself. YIPEEE!!!!
Silkie breeders: We'll change the lightbulb, but we'll have to make sure that you see us wash it first.
Showgirl breeders: Everyone hates our lightbulbs.
Modern breeders: We'll change florescent lightbulbs only.
By the way, I'm a duck breeder with tendencies toward BYC
You can bet your light bulb that bigger is better with those geese.
Everything except Chinas.
Patrick's having a slow day at the clinic! LOL
No, they let me out early for good behavior, believe it or not! The fools!! Muuwahhhaaa!
Originally Posted by Evy
LOL, the china's will play with it until it breaks.